You know what's awesome? The Thief Lord. I just wanted to come on and say that because I feel people need to be writing me some Scipio/Prosper porn right about now.

Stardust is also quite awesome. You don't need to write me porn for that, though if you wanted to, I guess it would be okay.

Dudes, I just saw the last episode of the Tribe and really, how fucking stupid do you have to be not to realise that an AI with the combined personalities of a dead sociopath and a live megalomaniac is going to wind up going SkyNet all over the place? What an idiot ( Read more... )

So, before I start my traditional "it's payday so get thyself to ye olde internet cafe and pay off your credit card bill while swearing never to overindulge in spendthriftery ever again as long as you live, wench" missive, I would like to point out that if you don't read Philip Reeve's Larklight right away, you will burst into flames from lack of ( Read more... )

BRAY LIVES! At least, he lived at some point in the recent past, according to Ickle KC, who is no longer Ickle and is in fact quite burly and hunksome. So that was a little spark of joy with which to end the last season of the Tribe ( Read more... )

Mary St Matthew, did I not warn you that such a thing was inevitable? Brokeback Thief Lord.

God! Today was a stupid day. The bus was late and the entire system crashed at work and we ended up having to write out everything by hand, and my God, what part of "the system is down" gives people problems? I can't look you up on the fucking computer because. It. Is. Down. It's not my fault you're too fucking retarded to know the name of the ( Read more... )

I have come to the conclusion that Big Wolf on Campus could not be any gayer if it tried. There are films containing actual gay sex that are less gay than this show. Also, that episode with Tommy's evil alter-ego, where he's watching Jerry Springer or whatever with Dean, and he laughs at one of the guests and says "Loser! No wonder your birth ( Read more... )

Hahahaaaah, Liam Neeson loves me, yes he does. Behold! Sexy, sexy Lietro just for me! I am the most awesome person in the world EVAR ( Read more... )

Aww man, Rollo Weeks was in the Little Vampire. Now I really am going to kill myself. Or maybe go back in time and stop him from starring in shitty movies that I watched because I had a crush on various leading actors (Richard E. Grant, you freaks, not that stupid little brat from Jerry Maguire). But then it would be like that episode of the ( Read more... )

Thief Lord porn! With Princess Bride references, no less. Liam Neeson loves me, yes he does ( Read more... )